Want to live to be a really old cowboy????

Did you hear about the old cowboy who was asked by his young relative how he lived so long?.... He told the boy, to take a pinch of gunpowder in his oatmeal every morning...  The young boy did this faithfully, and lived to be 110 years of age.  He left behind 12 children, 21 grandchildren, 14 greatgrandchildren, and a 50 foot hole where the cremitorium used to stand......   LOL......